Australia website? What the hell are you talking abou–Ohhh.

That website.

I present animals of Australia, in ultramodern flash video form. First, an octopus seen in its natural habitat, the Sydney Aquarium (turn off your speakers):

Now, some pelicans. Pelicans, by the way, are quite fond of fish.

Here’s a spiky thing we saw at … one of the places we went, I guess. Maybe it’s from the Seoul aquarium, I really can’t remember at this point. But if you think it’s cool here on this little video, just imagine if you were seeing it eight stories tall. It’s not eight stories tall, it’s actually pretty tiny, but what if it were? That would be awesome.

And this is a nice waterfall in Cairns. There’s a lizard scurrying somewhere in here, but I’m not sure if YouTube’s video-quality downgrade kept it intact. Just look real close.